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Thoughts For The Day

Post by Mr.Dinar$ on Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:36 am

of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to
the end of his chain and gag himself.

older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and
your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement

Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For
example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt

Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and
start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know
'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Lord, Keep your arm around
my shoulder and your hand over my mouth..AMEN..!!


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