Jay Leno on Obama

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Jay Leno on Obama

Post by Daddy needs mils on Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:03 pm

"Hey, big scare today for Barack Obama. His airplane had to make an unscheduled landing because of mechanical problems. While the pilot was steering to the left the plane was apparently drifting to the right, nobody could really quite figure out what was happening " --Jay Leno

"No I tell you though, shows you how scary these kind of things can be. Obama's wife Michelle, pretty distraught when she first heard the news that his plane had problems, although not nearly as distraught as Hillary Clinton when she heard everything was okay. She was inconsolable!" --Jay Leno

"And as you know, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton met last week in Unity, New Hampshire, to campaign together and to show their unity, that's why they went to Unity, New Hampshire. Bill Clinton could not be there, he was in Intercourse, Pennsylvania." --Jay Leno

"That shows you what a great country it is, only in America could a woman who married a man from Hope go to a town called Unity and fake something called Sincerity!" --Jay Leno

"And Barack Obama is now denying that he is email pals with the beautiful actress, Scarlett Johansson. Remember that story? They were saying that Scarlett Johansson and Barack Obama were emailing each other. He says no, it's not true. In fact his exact words were 'I did not have textual relations with that woman.'" --Jay Leno
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