On a transatlantic flight

by Mr.Dinar$ Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:26 am

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she
stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die", she
wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last
minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who
can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane.

Then a cowboy from Montana stands up in the rear of the plane. He's
handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He
starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button
at a time...... No one moves...... He removes his shirt...... Muscles
ripple across his chest...... She gasps...... He whispers, "Iron
this... then get me a beer.."