Jokes for all feeling old

Anyone feeling a bit old today then?.

You know your getting old when.....

You can clean your teeth in the dish washer. or

When you look in the mirror, one of your parents is looking back at you. or

Combing your hair seems to take less and less time. or

You go to a garden party and you're mainly interested in the garden. or

Your back goes out more then you do. or

You suddenly find your proud of your lawn mower. or

Your knees buckle but your belt wont. or

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.



Q. Whats the difference between a clown and a man going through a mid-life crisis?


A. The clown knows he's dressed in ridiculous clothes.


Q. What does a 70 year old woman have between her breasts that a 20 year old doesn't?


A. Her navel.