Political Humor

by Mr.Dinar$ Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:54 am

I'm
reminded of the time that Catherine, a little girl in our neighborhood, told me
that she wanted to be President one day. Both of her parents, liberal
Democrats, were standing there with us, and I asked Catherine, "If you
were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

Catherine replied,
"I would give houses to all the homeless people."

"Wow, what a
worthy goal you have there, Catherine." I told her, while both parents
beamed, "but, you don't have to wait until you're President to do that.
You can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in the back yard
and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where
the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars to use for a
new house."

Catherine, who was
about 4, thought that over for a second, and then replied, "Why doesn't
the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop himself, and you can pay
him the $5 dollars?"

Welcome to the Republican
Party,
Catherine. cheers